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SLS Technology would like to apologise for the
interruption to the service desk 0800 number,
this was due to the power cuts in the Dartford
area. You may have experienced calls going
directly to voice mail.
We have changed our processes in the event land
lines are down, the system will switch to the
mobile phone networks.
SLS Technology are also proud our computer
systems and process. Were proved to be
successful even with the power cuts, our managed
service customer’s experienced 100% uptime.
Unconfirmed reports suggest the power cut was
caused by illegal immigrants attempting to
remove copper and lead from the substation for
the lucrative scrap metal market. In the failed
attempt one man was killed instantly and another
remains in a critical condition. Police on the
scene will be providing a full investigation.
One of our engineers has suggested if someone
was to touch the buzz-bar at the substation,
they would become the source of the fire and
presumable trapping the other accomplice.
SLS Technology would like to see tougher regulation of the scrap metal market as this is beginning to endanger more UK citizens. With drain covers being removed from roads and lead being removed from churches and substations.





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